A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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