- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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