- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

VITAMIN C!

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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