What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Badabing.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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