- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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