- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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