What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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