- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

The cream, it is coming

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

don't just stand there

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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