What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

You idiot thats 9 letters

Knock Knock The doors already open

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Guest what? Dog

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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