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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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