Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

The FCC

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

womans rights...

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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