- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

I C U P White stuff

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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