What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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