- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

I C U P White stuff

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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