- Anti Joke

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Your mom is so nice.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.