How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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A van drives into a car.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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This sentence is a lie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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