- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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