- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Click here to end the world.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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