What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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