Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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