- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

womans rights...

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

nolan is gay

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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