why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Make me famous

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

The lion swallowed his pride.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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