What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why so serious? Your brother died.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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