- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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