- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Gus's mom

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did you poop because you are a poop

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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