There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Make me famous

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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