Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

WNBA

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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