Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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