- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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