there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Gus's mom

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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