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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Knock knock Shut up

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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