oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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your mom is so fat.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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