- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why is this joke funny because your laughing

womans rights...

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

The FCC

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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