How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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