- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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