What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Stop. Seriously stop.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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