- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What's the difference between a duck?

hi dave

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

what is the color of a burp burple

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Neil Lewis

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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