What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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