What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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