Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Rylan Clark

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Anti Joke

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