- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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