- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Women's Rights

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

An orphan falls off a cliff.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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