Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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well use a tissue!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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A blind man watches TV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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