How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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