How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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