- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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