- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

You having friends.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Sex

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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