A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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