- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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