hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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women's rights

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What? Huh?

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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