Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Knock knock Shut up

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Anti Joke

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