- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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