chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Anti Joke

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