What? Why?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Tony Romo

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

your face

69...you know how awkward this is now...

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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