Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Turkeys are obese

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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