Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Eric is gay Ha

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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