What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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ure mama's so fat

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Terry has ebola

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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