What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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