- Anti Joke

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

How high is the sky? True or False