Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Women's rights.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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