Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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