- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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