- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a door yes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what goes boo a sock

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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