Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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