- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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