A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What if I told you.....potatoe

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Justin Bieber

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

a black guy walks into a black bar

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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