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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Ask me if im a tree? No

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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