Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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