- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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