- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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