It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Hail Hitler

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Error 37.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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