What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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