- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

THe Election

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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