Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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hey justin

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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