What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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