Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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William wright is Gay

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Anti Joke

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