Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Penis

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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