- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Skrillex.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Balls

Cheese

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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