- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Your Mom

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Balls

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Cheese

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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