Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

An man walks to a bra

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Anti Joke

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