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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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