- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

what's worse then a blowjob?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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