a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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