WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Your face

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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