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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Sir, your wife is dead

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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