- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

what's worse then a blowjob?

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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