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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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