- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

mental kid

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Womens rights

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.