People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

25

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...