What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

YEAH THEY DO!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Jordan is pregant

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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