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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

you dint have to be a jew matt

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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