Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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