For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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scientology.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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