How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

your face

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Racial Equality

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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