Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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There's my tractor.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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