Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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