roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

My spelling is horrible

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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