Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

ur an fagit

I was watching Fox news.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

A dyslexic blind man

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Anti Joke

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