- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

do you have a wife?

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Homosexualism is so gay man

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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