- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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